Apparently in a fit of mania I signed up for
het_bigbang a while back! I neglected to decide what I'm writing, and apparently I will have to do that at some point. So I made up some options and am now doing a Public Opinion Poll!
Poll IF YOU DON'T HELP ME CHOOSE I MIGHT JUST WRITE "EEP" 25,000 TIMES Suggestions, demands, pointing-and-laughing, all encouraged in comments.